Valentine's Day

On Wednesday, I took the day off work cos it was Valentine's day and i didn't feel like working on a day where women at work get bombarded with flowers. Anyway, to my surprise, my boss sent a text message to my phone saying a dozen roses had been delivered to reception for me. I sent a message back saying i'd collect them on Thursday.

So i rock up Thursday and there is this bunch of apparently VERY expensive long stemmed red roses. There was a little card attached that everyone in the office had already read (on Wednesday), seeing it wasn't in an envelope. Unfortunately, the person's choice of words were pretty distasteful, giving me the impression they weren't a Christian. They said "Michelle my belle, you are a very tasty delicacy. I really want to be your stud muffin". Kinda creepy.... I have no desire to catch the sender.